99 Secrets Girls Have to Know About Guys…

Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. The most dif­fi­cult part of any rela­tion­ship is mis­com­mu­ni­ca­tion, mis­read­ing of moti­va­tions and assump­tions. A good friend of mine used to tell me, “Assump­tion is the mother of all fuck ups”, and it’s true. Assumption–the wrong one–is the key to a lot of fights and misunderstandings.

Here is some­thing for the girls to know about us guys. Well, some of these things you know already… But it’s always good to review it…

1. Guys don’t actu­ally look after good-looking girls. They just pre­fer neat and pre­sentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts. At first. After a while though, they will begin to enjoy the atten­tion.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then for­get you after­wards.
4. When a guy says he doesn’t under­stand you, it sim­ply means you’re not think­ing the way he is.
5. “Are you doing some­thing?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual ques­tions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stam­mer­ing.
6. Guys may be flirt­ing around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll dis­re­gard all your bad char­ac­ter­is­tics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
9. Guys will do any­thing just to get the girl’s atten­tion.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. Guys don’t like it when you talk about some­one flirt­ing with you.
12. When the guy asks to meet your par­ents, let him.
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don’t pro­voke (irri­tate) the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usu­ally try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for
them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turn­ing back.
18. Giv­ing a guy a hang­ing mes­sage like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a con­clu­sion that is far from what you are think­ing.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flat­ter­ers when court­ing but they usu­ally stam­mer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a pro­longed “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re ask­ing him to do you a favor, he’s actu­ally say­ing that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomor­row.“
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the mes­sage clearly.
24. Sorry about this, but most guys hate gays. They’re afraid of them.
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sac­ri­fice his money for lunch just to get you a cou­ple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
28 You can never under­stand him unless you lis­ten to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a life­time. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gos­sips scat­ter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Girls are guys’ weak­nesses.
32. Guys are very open about them­selves.
33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is court­ing
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his prob­lems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his prob­lems, he just needs some­one to lis­ten to him. You don’t need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from link­ing with some­one else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys really try hard to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluck­ily get the wrong one.
43. Guys vir­tu­ally brag about any­thing.
44. Very few guys can keep the secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys’ fan­tasies are unlim­ited.
47. Girls’ height doesn’t really mat­ter to a guy but her weight does! But when he’s in love with you, even the weight doesn’t mat­ter any­more…
48. Guys tend to get seri­ous with their rela­tion­ship and become too pos­ses­sive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suf­fer dur­ing courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girl­friend after they broke up espe­cially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before get­ting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to expe­ri­ence rejec­tion, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.
53. Guys hate girls who over­re­act.
54. Guys have strong pas­sion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussy­cats with their girl­friends.
56. When a guy pre­tends to be calm, check if he’s sweat­ing. You’ll prob­a­bly see that he is ner­vous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actu­ally saying,“Please come and lis­ten to me“
59. Guys don’t really have final deci­sions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seri­ously, lis­ten to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say some­thing.
63. If a guy sud­denly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
64. Guys like fem­i­nin­ity not fee­ble­ness.
65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do. Or parks the car bet­ter than they do.
66. A guy usu­ally knows if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and bas­ket­ball, the way a girl would do over her romance nov­els and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kid­ding!
70. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!

71. A guy’s friend knows every­thing about him. Use this to your advan­tage.
72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may eas­ily give up on the first sign of rejec­tion.
73. Don’t be biased. Try lov­ing a guy with­out prej­u­dice and you’ll be sur­prised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de per­fumes do more repelling than attract­ing guys.
75. Guys are more talk­a­tive than girls are espe­cially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don’t com­pre­hend the state­ment “Get lost” too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpre­dictable deci­sions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked grin at your jokes, he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to gen­er­al­ize about girls but once they get to know them,they’ll real­ize they’re wrong.

81. Any guy can han­dle his prob­lems all by his own. He’s just too stub­born to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objec­tion­able when a girl swears.
83. Guys’ weak­est point is at the knee.
84. When a prob­lem arises, a guy usu­ally keeps him­self cool but he may already be think­ing of a way out.
85. When a guy is con­scious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fix­ing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s crit­i­ciz­ing you.
87. When you catch him cheat­ing on you and he asks for a sec­ond chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He is only try­ing to flat­ter you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at u and it obvi­ously shows that he is jeal­ous when­ever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from real-life expe­ri­ences and not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. If a guy says you’re beau­ti­ful, that guy likes you.
92. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
93. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls any­way and then real­ize at the end that he is wrong…
94. You can truly say that a guy has good inten­tions if you see him pray­ing some­times.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. A guy has more prob­lems than you can see with your naked eyes.
97. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
98. When a prob­lem in the rela­tion­ship comes, guys blame them­selves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt them­selves phys­i­cally.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are seri­ous in your relationship.