These are from a book called ‘Dis­or­der in the Amer­i­can Courts’ and are things peo­ple actu­ally said in court, word for word, taken down and now pub­lished by court reporters that had the tor­ment of stay­ing calm while these exchanges were actu­ally tak­ing place. With apolo­gies to my many lawyer friends. This is all for fun guys! Don’t sue me!

This is a break from the usual semi-serious stuff you get here in AngPeregrino.

Funny funny per­son. And the answer to the ques­tion makes this a winner.

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This is really fun! Because in an age of show­downs and rivalry and com­pe­ti­tion, two mas­cots can bring a smile to our faces. These are two mas­cots of two of the Philip­pines’ com­pet­ing fast­food joints.

I was cross­ing my fin­gers for Ronald McDon­ald to enter the fray at the last moment!

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Got this from a site called Oh Crap, My Par­ents Joined Face­book.