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[4 Nov 2008 | No Comment | ]

Found out the other day that 72 people dancing to Thriller beat the previous world record of 63.

NEW YORK (AP) - Michael Jackson himself wasn’t there. But there were just enough of his fans on hand to take a shot at breaking the Guiness World Record for the number of people dancing to “Thriller.” Madame Tussaud’s wax museum in New York says 73 fans turned out to dance around Jackson’s own wax figure to do the dance to his biggest hit. The previous record was 62. The event was to mark the 25th anniversary of the release of the Thriller video.

Don’t send out congratulations cards just yet. Guinness says it will review tapes of yesterday’s event before confirming the records — a process that could take two weeks.

What about this? I’ve written about them last year. Around 1,500 inmates/prisoners of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines.

Ateneo, Funny, Random Cool »

[17 Sep 2008 | No Comment | ]

This has been making the rounds of emails since the last Ateneo-La Salle game in the elimination round. And since it’s going to be an Ateneo-La Salle Classic Finals this year starting with a slambang Game 1 this Sunday, it would be good to brush up again on our Ateneo-La Salle game. Not sure who made this but would love to know so I can give you a byline.

Ang Peregrino Recommends, Culture, Funny »

[18 Aug 2008 | No Comment | ]

Manliness is an ART. More appropriately, it is a lost art. Consider these numbers:

  • A majority of males between the ages of 30 and 18 receive greater financial support from their parents and has more debt than previous generations.
  • Three out of ten guys drink too much
  • The average adult man plays video games 7.6 hours per week.
  • 51: average number of minutes each day a man spends grooming himself. Uhm, I do not know what to make of this number. Although you will see the importance of that number when you realize that…
  • The average number of minutes a woman spends grooming herself is 55 minutes. That’s just four minutes more than men!
  • Only 37% of men regularly work out at a gym.
  • 77% of women think men wear too much cologne.
  • Celebrities, Culture, Funny, Philippines, Random Cool »

    [6 Aug 2008 | 6 Comments | ]

    Now this is a really long post. So just read this on your free time. This was something I got years ago and I’ve added to it over the years.

    Let me just say that it’s really worth the read, specially for my fellow Filipinos, and also for my foreigner readers who know Filipinos (this might be a good way to know us even more). With all the bad news going around, notwithstanding the SONA of the President last week, there are still a lot of things to be thankful for. Let’s start with these ONE HUNDRED things.

    Funny, Random Cool »

    [15 Jul 2008 | One Comment | ]

    Fourteen months in the making, 42 countries, and a cast of thousands. Where the Hell is Matt this time?

    Celebrities, Funny, Random Cool, songs that capture my state of mind »

    [24 Jun 2008 | No Comment | ]

    Terry Fator is known as The Human Jukebox because he is capable of making over 100 ventriloquial impersonations. He uses 16 different puppets for his shows. The videos here are from the 2nd season of America’s Got Talent which he won.
    He has revolutionized Ventriloquism and he is one of my most favorite performers. The cool thing about him is that he’s not just a great ventriloquist, he also has a great singing voice, and he has a flair for comedy as well. The combination makes for great talent. …

    Funny, Random Cool »

    [18 Jun 2008 | No Comment | ]

    This is really funny and cool. You’ve probably seen the guy perform this song before. But I think this performance is made more special by Natalie Imbruglia herself. I tell you, you will love Natalie after you see this video. She’s so cool and so game.
    Watch and laugh and tell me what you think by leaving me a comment.

    1) No Air
    2) My Immortal
    3) Vicious Cycle
    4) For My Mom
    Quote of the Day: “The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five …

    Funny, Random Cool »

    [10 Jun 2008 | No Comment | ]

    Found this really cool video of Dane Cook. You have probably seen him in that Jessica Alba movie Good Luck Chuck. But he really started by doing really good (although sometimes bordering on the gross) stand-up comedy. Here he is talking about a discussion he had with an atheist. For all the atheists out there who may feel offended by this video, just learn to take a good joke. I’m sure you have a lot of jokes about religion as well. All is fair in love and war. hehe. …

    Ateneo, Funny, Jesuits »

    [30 May 2008 | No Comment | ]

    A former student, Robbie Paraan, and one of the prenovices in Cebu when I was there, Eric Esteba, are entering the Jesuit Novitiate in Novaliches today. I take a break from Organize-Your-Life Fridays because of this. Here’s a joke that I dedicate to them and all my Jesuit friends.
    A Jesuit, a Dominican, and a Franciscan were waiting one morning at the third tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard on the right) while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailing away ahead of them.
    Dominican: …

    Funny, Quotes »

    [23 Apr 2008 | No Comment | ]

    Got this from a quaint resto called MoonCafe in Cebu City. Had dinner there last weekend. This was painted in one of their walls. It made me laugh while I was eating that I just had to take this down:
    1) Look at the size of his putter.
    2) Oh dang, my shafts all bent.
    3) You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
    4) After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
    5) My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.
    6) Lift your head and spread your legs.
    7) You have a …

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