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You are The Hierophant

Divine Wis­dom. Man­i­fes­ta­tion. Expla­na­tion. Teaching.

All things relat­ing to edu­ca­tion, patience, help from superiors.The Hiero­phant is often con­sid­ered to be a Guardian Angel.

The Hierophant’s pur­pose is to bring the spir­i­tual down to Earth. Where the High Priest­ess between her two pil­lars deals with realms beyond this Earth, the Hiero­phant (or High Priest) deals with worldly prob­lems. He is well suited to do this because he strives to cre­ate har­mony and peace in the midst of a cri­sis. The Hierophant’s only prob­lem is that he can be stubborn …

Yes, you read that right. Inmates–about 1500 of them–of the Cebu Pen­i­ten­tiary use dance as a form of exer­cise.
I first heard about this when I read the Sun­star Daily of Cebu. They’re funny. And they’ve become quite famous. So all is good in the world. hehe.

CEBU CITY — Inno­va­tions in the provin­cial jail’s oper­a­tions, includ­ing the skills of its 1,500 inmates, impressed gov­ern­ment offi­cials. They will be rec­om­mend­ing it as entry to the next Gawad Gal­ing Pook Award.
Depart­ment of Inte­rior and Local Gov­ern­ment (DILG) 7 Regional Direc­tor Pedro Noval said they …

I am call­ing this new series of mus­ings THE MRT CHRONICLES. They’re sto­ries of events that hap­pen to me, things I think about, and even the music I hear on the way to work. As many of you prob­a­bly know, I work in Orti­gas but live in Makati. So the MRT is the best (and fastest and cheap­est) way to go to work in the after­noons. I could ride the MRT from the Ayala sta­tion. But I have found an even eas­ier (and more con­ve­nient) way to do it. I …

Friend­ship Between wom­enA woman didn’t come home one night.The next day she told her hus­band that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house.The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew any­thing about it.
Friend­ship Between menA man didn’t come home one night.The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy’s house.The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends.Eight of them con­firmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

True. True. Got this from an email and I am reprint­ing it because I found it so funny.

Lag­ing umi­ikot ang isto­rya sa paghi­hi­ganti:
Ni-rape ang kap­atid ng bida o pinatay ang kamag-anak nya (nanay,tatay, ate, kuya, kinaka­p­atid, kabiyak, anak, pin­san, tiyo, tiya, lolo,lola, ninong, ninang, apo, apo sa tuhod, apo sa talam­pakan, nin­uno)
Isa sa mga eksena e babas­tusin sya o syota nya ng mga nag-iinumang istam­bay.
Magkak­ag­ulo sa isang okasyon (kaarawan, kasal, binyag, burol).
Hindi nakakaram­dam ng sakit ang bida sa bak­bakan, pero sisi­gaw ito at aaray pag ginag­amot na ang mga sugat nya …